How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Shame - the story of my life.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
