My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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