new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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