awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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