I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Its about making memories worth repressing
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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