i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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