I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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