I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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