This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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