Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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