we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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