How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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