Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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