I can tuck mytits in my pants
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just want nice things and good sex
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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