Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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