Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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