Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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