no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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