Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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