I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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