BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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