You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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