bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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