OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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