I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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