i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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