Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
