69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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