it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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