what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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