wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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