i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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