My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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