Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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