Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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