i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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