Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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