I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the liver wants what the liver wants
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize