Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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