Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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