Its about making memories worth repressing
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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