I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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