What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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