But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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