Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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