Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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