I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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