There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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