I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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