I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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