He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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