So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
