real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm at about main and main street
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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