shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
