Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are two peas in an std pod
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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